· Scarlett Johansson hooks up with Frederick Windsor, son of Princess Michael of Kent. Frederick's mum was the doll who suggested that African-Americans at Da Silvano "remember the colonies." We're pretty sure Scarlett is white enough for this woman. [NYDN]
· Oh, those crazy Gotti boys. Always throwing bowling balls at cameramen. [Page Six]
· Cipriani's makes you do the funniest things: Republican senator John McCain says John Kerry would be a fine president. [NYDN - Gatecrasher]
· Model Of Destruction Naomi Campbell does the lawyer hop, taking John Rosenberg off of her maid-beating case and replacing him with Marty Singer. No word on whether Rosenberg's removal was violent, but we have our suspicions. [Page Six]

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