While the DNC suctioned all of Hollywood's star power to Boston for a week, leaving us to flail in a void of Ben Affleck bleeding-heart sound bites and overheated reports on which actor was possibly bedding which Kerry daughter, the RNC should leave the local celebrity population largely intact. Page Six reports that third-tier Baldwin brother (and born-again Christian) Stephen has converted to the Bush/Cheney camp. That's a start, right? Of course, they've always got Vincent Gallo and his peculiar genius for drawing media attention. He's also proven that he's a student of film, so let's hope he grabs his camcorder and the Bush twins for a pretentious homage to Rob Lowe's groundbreaking documentary of the 1988 DNC.

• Page Six: ONE BALDWIN IN THE BUSH FOLD [NY Post]
• <George W. Bush's Celebrity Problem [Defamer]
• DNC Over, Freshly F'd Celebrities Coming Home [Defamer]

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