Submitted for your examination: The June 2004 cover of celebrity reciprocal-handjob rag Interview, and the cover of the Aug. 19th issue of Rolling Stone, where she's looking a lot less chesty. Did Lindsay Lohan get—gasp gasp—a breast reduction? OK, maybe not. But she did tell RS that "if you say you're a Democrat, that'll turn off Republicans, and that's half of your fan base," so maybe she's trying to be everything to everybody. Give the breast men something one month, and then throw a bone to fans that like their teen queens with a little less on top. So savvy at such a young age, but God, those new, small breasts are totally fake!

• Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen [Rolling Stone]
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