In that murky unpleasant region between stalking and sexual harassment exists a ballad to the 18th birthday of super-twins and NYU freshwomen Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen. "Soon you will be ready," croons the creepy singer of The Fresh. Restraining order, party of one? Your table is so ready. The best part is the song is a bit off on their birthday - like, a month plus? C'mon, pervs, you can do better than that.
The Ballad of Mary-Kate and Ashley [Daily Refill]
NYS Age of Consent Laws [Age of Consent]

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