· Newsweek runs a cover article that makes us question what is wrong with everyone: how to say no to your kids. Read on to find out how little Johnny is always getting a new iPod and you're not. [Newsweek]
· Breakup News, the website which happily chronicles the end of love and relationships, has added a new "Bitch" forum. Finally, an outlet for ranting about those stupid Times wedding announcements. [Breakup News]
· We knew Paris Hilton was fake, but we didn't realize she is completely made of spare parts. [Awful Plastic Surgery]
· More affirmation that Fashion Week is a sick joke. [NYT]
· Lloyd Grove is a scumbag. No, seriously. Who knew Page Six had web design skills? [LloydGroveIsAScumbag]

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