—Mixed messages about the Britney Spears wedding plans: Page Six says the date is moving up, but something called NW magazine says they're calling the whole thing off. What's the etiquette for getting back our case of Cheetos if they don't go through with it?
—LAist shows us a picture of a urinal somewhere in Los Angeles, and we try to deduce which pop-star was famously caught masturbating in its vicinity. We don't want to spoil the fun by hazarding a guess. Could be anyone, really.
—If only Nicky Hilton hadn't had that barely-perceptible work done on her nose, maybe this weekend's cry for help/publicity could have been avoided.
—Our favorite sentence of the day: "West Hollywood leaders claim they are merely protecting their city's most identifiable asset by taking steps to prevent Los Angeles from hijacking the Sunset Strip's aura." [reg. req'd.]
—Courtney Love gets a trial date for her drug possession case. We can't wait for the hilarious explanation she gives for missing the trial. Taken hostage by a renegade Burke Williams masseuse? Cornered by vicious chihuahuas on Rodeo Drive? NyQuil overdose?
—Nicky Hilton Day draws to a close with a heartfelt poem from a fan.

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