We guess it's not really an official "crash" if we threw the party, but we got sloppy on the free champagne and vodka like we didn't belong there anyhow. Monday night was the launch of Gawker Media's latest boyish ventures, Jalopnik, Screenhead, and Kotaku at the Audi showroom on Park Avenue. So fucking classy, we know, but rest assured, we did our best to mess the place up a bit. And for the record, there's nothing quite so odd as walking into a car dealership and being hit with the smell of booze and internerds. Staff photographer Eliot Shepard documents the fray.

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