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Page Six already told us about the Olsen Twins' "Got Milk?" campaign getting blown off the mirror. This gift from an anonymous reader imagines a world in which white mustaches of another kind have hit the mainstream, and where there are no troubled starlets with "eating disorders," just a healthy appetite for partying. Click the picture to see the entire "lost ad."
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