We didn't print this guide to the Olsen Twins' 5,725-square-footness of penthouse the other day for a very simple reason: Friday's my last day here, and I've vowed NEVER to type the words Mary-Kate or Ashley for as long as I shall live. How great for me — I never ever have to contemplate these entwined suckholes of commerce and teensploitation again.

Anyway — they have a really really really big apartment. How nice for them.
For the Olsen Twins at College, It's 4 Penthouses, $7.3 Million [NYT]

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