Friday:
· Hipsters with hearts of gold: the Strokes, Blondie, and Sonic Youth perform to kill the cancer as part of the Johnny Ramone benefit concert at Spirit tonight.
·Everybody's favorite Jap-poppers, Puffy Ami Yumi, bring their high-octane show to Webster Hall tonight. Epileptic seizures at no extra cost.
Saturday:
· Me: Dude, go check out the totally killer tropical butterflies at the Museum of Natural History conservatory. Friend: Shut the fuck up, you idiot stoner. In all seriousness, though, it's a pretty damn cool exhibit.
· Aging white guys still gripping on to a semblance of pop culture significance, the Beastie Boys and Morrissey, play Madison Square Garden and Radio City Hall, respectively.
Sunday:
· Drink 'till the Yankees game; drink more if they lose.

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