Whether or not boy-band boy-toy Nick Carter beat Paris Hilton like a stick-figure pinata, leaving bruises up and down her arms (warning: unsourced/undated photographs), she still managed to fly in from LA for the Bridgehampton Polo Club on Saturday and her mother's yard sale on Sunday. During half-time at the polo game, Paris and sister Nicky even cleaned up the field themselves, according to our phonecam-toting spy, who reports the following dialogue:

Paris: "I can't believe we're stomping the divots!"
Nicky: "Ever since I saw Pretty Woman I've wanted to do this."
Paris: "Here's to fulfilling a lifelong dream of stomping divots!"

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