We thought we couldn't imagine anything more horrifying than physical exercise — but add glossy Vogue-ette stick figures, and you've got a winner. Page Six reports on the magazine league soccer match-up of Vogue versus Real Simple:

Maybe it was the Voguettes' intimidating war cry of "1-2-3 Anna," in homage to editrix-in-chief Anna Wintour, that inspired them. Or maybe it was their terrifying T-shirts with the Vogue logo on the front and the motto, "We're secretly judging you" on the back.

We hear there's another bit of gossip: our spy says "the four-foot spitfire associate art director got into a fiesty fist fight with a Really Simple freakshow twice her size." Wow, that's SO girls gone wild!

But seriously, we would love to get our hands on one of the Vogue team shirts. We'd wear it every day for the rest of our lives.
Thin Wins Out [Page Six]

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