Nick Catucci at the Village Voice points us to some rather insane ramblings by Weezer frontman Rivers Cuomo. According to the essay — which is apparently an application to return to college — after years of unhappiness as a striving egotistical rock god, Mr. Weezer has found spiritual enlightenment through Vipassana meditation. What, Kabbalah and Scientology wasn't good enough for him?
I wrote this for readmission to school... [Rivers]

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