Just when things couldn't get any uglier for Bill O'Reilly, long-winded Vanity Fair writer and nouveau blogger James Wolcott jumps on his back with some fighting words:

I tried to resist. I hoped to take the high road. But the clamor won't stop, and it seems that I will be forced to address the squalor and pathos of O'Reilly the Love Loofah. But I want to get my thoughts in order to do full justice to the beanstalk of libido that threatens to poke a hole through the ceiling of Fox News [...] take a tip from Bill O'Reilly: always remember to rinse buttplug before re-using—it's the considerate thing to do.

BUTTPLUG?! Oh, SNAP! The gloves are off!
Teaser [James Wolcott]

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