Toronto police are in possession of a tape of Mayor Rob Ford smoking crack and the guy still won't resign. Here, appearing in front of his office—done up as a haunted house for Halloween—he speaks with reporters: "I wish I could come out and defend myself. Unfortunately I can't, because it's before the courts. And that's all I can say right." Asked if he's going to resign, he says no: "I have no reason to resign." Well, there's the crack tape! But, sure, pal.