'Two fingers in, you get yourself some jelly, and just moisturize yourself!'

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By Hamilton Nolan Jan 7, 2009 1:08 PM 8,933

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‘Two fingers in, you get yourself some jelly, and just moisturize yourself!’

Fox & Friends anchor Brian Kilmeade says a man stuck on a ski lift with his ass hanging out should "get a Vaseline sponsorship," so he can "slide two fingers in." Plus: "Stimulus."

Keep in mind Kilmeade is proven to be totally gay for David Beckham, as well. When will News Corp. stop giving in to the homosexual agenda?

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