Last night, CBS premiered its TV series adaptation of Stephen King's 2009 novel Under the Dome to gigantic ratings. So far it's about a mysterious dome that people find themselves mysteriously under. Some of these people are nice people and some are not nice people. It's kind of like The Simpsons Movie, but with more cow carcass.

The dome is something like electrified, and really the most enjoyable thing about the first episode was watching people react to its power and danger. I could watch the guy attempting to rush another guy and getting knocked down by the dome over and over and over again. Real menacing, that dome. All still and invisible and shit.

Warning: The video above contains some gore (more than what you usually see on network TV). Like I said: cow carcass.