After a Beaverton, Oregon woman stopped by City Hall to pay a fine, she and two friends were seen twerking outside the building and "exposing themselves." Coura Valzquez, 20, and her two friends are now charged with disorderly conduct.
It gets more ridiculous, though. City Hall employees then saw one member of the twerk team, 20-year-old Brittany Medak, peeing between two parked cars, earning her an additional charge for "offensive littering."
The three women left City Hall in the same vehicle. When police pulled them over in connection with the twerking/public urination incident, they found exactly what you were expecting: Meth! (Plus some bonus weed and a little coke.)
Your move, Florida.