Thurman Winston's life was long and full of experiences, as betrayed by the lengthy obituary handed out to mourners who attended his recent funeral.

But underneath the "loving husband and father with a big heart open to everyone" lay Thurman's dark side.

Slowly but surely, the man who had a "passion for cars, motocycles (sic) and entertaining family and friends" bided his time, patiently waiting for just the right moment to unleash hellfire on the fair-weather sponges who have been leeching off him his entire life.

And then that moment finally arrived: The last line of his obituary.

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