UVM Bros Post Ad for 'House MILF'; Offer Cock in Exchange for Cooking

Being on your own is tough. Just ask these homesick seniors from the University of Vermont.

Having had their fill of Ramen and cold pizza, ten UVM bros decided to pool their resources and offer themselves to an "attractive older woman" willing to come and cook for them every few days.

In exchange, the "house milf" is welcome to "her pick of the men of the house to have."

"Requirements aren't lengthy," the boys write in their Craigslist ad. "[B]e a woman older than 25 who can cook and would like to enjoy some hot sex with a number of fit 20 somethings. Hopefully you can come by every week for a meal and some play time. Obviously we can work to accommodate your schedule. ;)"

Fun fact: UVM students are called Catamounts — which is just another word for cougar.

UVM Bros Post Ad for 'House MILF'; Offer Cock in Exchange for Cooking

[H/T: BroBible]