Move over, Buck 22, this is the worst song of 2014. Farrah Abraham has claimed (on reality TV, no less) that the release of her "sex tape" (which is actually just a porno...with a sequel) was traumatic for her, but look at her capitalizing on it with the cloddish double entendre of her new single, "Blowin." They say that when life gives you lemons, make lemonade; in "Blowin," Abraham is making lemonade out of her own juices. And look, she invited her daughter along to help!

What is this person even talking about ever? Don't look to her lyrics for clues! Here's the hook (via the song's YouTube description, as they appear in there, verbatim):

Let me get that air
That breeze
The wind I need ,
Im blowin (I'm blowin)
All these bullies away

Here's another thing she sings:


All these ups
And downs
With the best
Support around
(Following, Friend requestin, Fan pages)
Bein a star
Is better then
Not knowin (not knowin)
Who your are

And another:

CelebURty -CelebURty —CelebURty
CelebURty -CelebURty -CelebURty

This reads like she wrote it all herself (and sounds preverbal coming out of her mouth), so that's something. Farrah Abraham is the most meticulously calculated strategic hot mess on the planet, or she's a true outsider artist whose cluelessness about things like how words work and what sounds you shouldn't make with your voice if you don't want people to run away in tears is her very aesthetic. Or she's just doing whatever the fuck, guided by her stated belief that, "Being yourself is makin you famous." I mean, you can see how she'd draw that conclusion at this point.