Here's a video of a guy performing a hands-free dance to put his pants on. He does it in less than 30 seconds, and he obviously chose to sync the footage to Europe's "Final Countdown."
From the pointed-toe entry to the dead-eyed finale, it's pure artistry. It should be noted, however, that the guy is putting on sweatpants. Would this dance be as effective if he was trying to put on pants made of a sturdier material, like denim? Probably not. Just a thought for when you inevitably try this yourself later.