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Couple Rescued After Sex Doll Rafting Mishap

Couple Rescued After Sex Doll Rafting Mishap An Australian couple were rescued from Melbourne's flooded Yarra River today after hitting a rough patch of water during their inflatable sex doll rafting trip. Afterward, police issued a reminder that latex sex dolls are "not recognised flotation devices." (via)

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