The battle to be crowned America's most humor-resistant comedian is down to the final two. For three weeks, Dane Cook has reigned at the top of his bracket in "The Unfunniest Comic" competition on WBCN's "Toucher & Rich" show, easily knocking out Jay Leno and Dave Coulier. In a shocking upset last week, Jimmy Fallon beat out insufferable hack—and possible material thief—Carlos Mencia. Since then, Fallon has been unstoppable.

Fallon's gone on to defeat George Wallace and Bill Engvall to claim the top spot in his bracket. Now it's all come down to just two men. Two unfunny, tiresome men.