Welcome to the 2015 MTV Video Music Awards: the awards that videos win—for music. Our host this year is Miley Cyrus and our Moonman this year is colorful. Take a seat and relax, my friend. It’s time.

Kanye West Video Vanguard. Miley Cyrus tits. Taylor Swift music video. Moonman. Etc. Please join me, Kelly Conaboy, along with Jordan Sargent, Brendan O’Connor, Ashley Feinberg, and Taylor Berman as we liveblog the VMA winners, losers, bloops, and bleeps.

Will Bruno sit on Eminem?

Krist Novoselic head injury—again?

Nicki Minaj?

We’ll find out.

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