If you’ll recall, a few days ago, Heidi Cruz revealed that the human flesh mask she married has a habit of calling out of the blue and making noises at her set to song. Now, we get to hear that singing bag of skin for our very selves.
Cruz mock-bashfully gave in to singing the little number for Anderson Cooper at last night’s GOP town hall. The clip itself is uncomfortable enough by mere virtue of Ted Cruz being involved, but the half-hearted, off-key crooning really drives the point home.
That point being, of course, that Heidi Cruz’s life sounds like hell.
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