Halloween. It’s a great night for children who love candy and a great night for timid adults who struggle to get laid without costumes. Here we are on a cool October night, everyone just dressing up and trying to get something sweet, you know?

So why not tell us what you’re wearing in order to attract treats? Or better yet, show us what you’re wearing or show us the best costume you’ve seen today. If you don’t have a costume, tell us what you would have been if you didn't have to work tonight. So please, share your photos, videos, and stories below. But for fuck’s sake, leave the blackface out of it.

[Image of Shiela E and Prince via bam_brooklyn/Instagram]