Throwing a cup of boiling water into the freezing air and burning your penis in the process? Any dumbass can do that. But using your penis to expel hot water into a wind chill factor of minus 50 — that takes a real dumbass.

Dakota Laden claims to be one such extraordinary dumbass, and on a particularly chilly Minnesota night two days ago, he allegedly did just that.

Of course, this being the Internet and all, a stern caveat emptor is in order. Here is one courtesy of a YouTube user, naturally:


This can't be real. I live fairly close to the artic [sic] circle (where it was MUCH colder) and this only happens with near-boiling water thrown in the air. The guy is hold a squirt-bottle, and not peeing. "Heuhuehue IT'S YELLOW" Yeah, because it's colored, very warm water.

[H/T: Guyism]