PHILADELPHIA — It’s the first night of the 2016 Democratic National Convention, and the Wells Fargo Center is about to be filled with the words of such great speakers as Senator Bernie Sanders, First Lady Michelle Obama, and Senator Elizabeth Warren. But first—Demi Lovato.
Now, you may be asking, who the hell invited Demi Lovato? And how did she make it past security? Dear readers, some questions are better left unanswered.