You know who still smokes a lot of cigarettes? Poor people. While yuppies are quitting and taking up Pilates and Zumba, the poors just keep puffing away. It's sad. Policy makers are vexed. What other, healthier habits could the very poor pick up?

- Sitting

- Drinking

- Staring hollow-eyed at the wall and contemplating the intractability of poverty.

And those are just off the top of our head. Make better choices, poor people.

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