Shia LaBeouf Says He's “Retiring From Public Life”

Sad news for fans of garbage movies: Shia LaBeouf says he is retiring from "public life." From the actor's Twitter:

At least he wasn't a pretentious shithead about it!

The news comes after weeks and weeks of plagiarism accusations against LaBeouf, who managed to make the situation worse by then feuding with Lena Dunham and Patton Oswalt, and stealing an apology from Kanye West.

RIP Shia.

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