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You may remember 34-year-old Israeli model Orit Fox from a viral video that circulated a few years ago, in which she openly flirted with a snake and the snake proceeded to bite her on her clearly fake breast and then some guy off camera frantically said a string of non-English words ending on "titty," and everyone laughed despite the horrific snake bite that just occurred because "titty" is universal.
Fox appeared on a special called 200 Nips & Tucks and I Want More!, which ran earlier this week on the U.K.'s Channel 5. She clarified a rumor that circulated with the video that suggested the snake died of silicone poisoning. Animal lovers out there will be pleased to know that Fox's breast did not kill the snake, and Orit Fox lovers out there will be pleased to know that she was not particularly injured from the attack. She likened the bite to a cat scratch and called the incident "cute." She seems to have enjoyed being bitten on the breast by a snake:
It was so funny and amazing because the snake, it bit me on my breast. All the countries talk about my breast all the time and it bit me on this part of my body, exactly in my breast, on my breast.
This woman is a hoot. In the mini-profile that aired on 200 Nips & Tucks, she confessed to an unhealthy obsession with plastic surgery, though her breakdown of what exactly she's gotten done was sort of unclear (I think she said, "I got 10 skin," at one point?). You'll know if Orit Fox is worth getting to know within 10 seconds of the clip above, which opens with her casually raising her hands above her head and saying (in voiceover), "Mens very love my body, it's like a fantasy, it's like a dream."
She ends the segment with some words on preserving her appearance that I think many of us can relate to: "I'm high maintenance like a Ferrari, Lamborghini. I have to take care of myself if I'm gonna be pretty on the road." Feel free to make that your new motto.