Nothing brightens up a Tuesday morning like walking your naked, hooded sex slave down the street with "an unidentified object in his anus." That's what a West Virginia bondage enthusiast did yesterday, according to police reports obtained by The Smoking Gun.
A witness told Ohio County, W.V., sheriff's deputies she saw 53-year-old Barbara Jean "B.J." Geardello taking her boyfriend, Robert Deyell, 56, for a walk on a dog leash. She said he was wearing a hood, and his feet and ankles had been tied. As for whatever was protruding from his butt, she didn't hazard a guess.
Geardello, a resident of nearby Washington, Pa., told police it was a harmless sex game. Her boyfriend confirmed that he had been into it and that he wasn't hurt, although deputies noted he had "obvious ligature marks on his ankles."
Geardello also told deputies "she was offended that a passerby had called her a freak."
Investigators apparently chose not to pursue the mystery of the unidentified anal object. Their report is now with county prosecutors, who will decide whether to charge Deyell with indecent exposure.