Scandal struck Loganville, Georgia this week when a woman caught having sex in a Waffle House parking lot attempted to wear a hamburger like a sandal.
Early Sunday morning, at about 1:30 a.m., a Loganville police officer spotted a couple having sex in the back of a Dodge pickup truck. The officer interrupted the two and ordered them to get dressed. The man complied, but the woman did not, at least not at first.
From the Loganville Patch:
While the man immediately put his pants on and complied, the woman simply sat in the passenger's seat. The officer had to tell her numerous times to put her clothes on, the report says. But when the female finally got dressed, she attempted to put a cheeseburger on her foot as if it were a sandal.
Though they were having trouble speaking clearly, the suspects became "very loud" and "argumentative" when ordered to take a breathalyzer test, which both failed in spectacular fashion: The man blew a .154, and the woman blew a 0.216.
Both were arrested on charges of public intoxication and loitering.
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