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Know Your Real David Cross From Your Fake David Cross

emdashes — Sat, 05 Nov 2005 16:18:54 EST

See the "movie" on my "laptop"! Works every time.

Know Your Real David Cross From Your Fake David Cross

Billy B — Fri, 04 Nov 2005 20:05:26 EST

I had a friend in grad school who would tell undergrads at football games that he was Benicio Del Toro. Never needed to explain why he was at a college football game in a small town but at least once he took a girl back to his studio apartment to watch movies (on a laptop). Fascinating but pathetic.

Billy B

Know Your Real David Cross From Your Fake David Cross

Slackferno — Fri, 04 Nov 2005 18:04:53 EST

Now what do we do about all the fake Todd Barrys and faux Paul Scheers on the loose?>>> Kruc, that's no way to talk about our Secretary of State.

Slackferno

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the rzo — Fri, 04 Nov 2005 11:21:16 EST

David Cross should be flattered... Graham Greene had a doppelganger in London for 20 years. Of course, the real Graham Greene had a tattoo on his ass.

the rzo

Know Your Real David Cross From Your Fake David Cross

Susie Felber — Fri, 04 Nov 2005 10:30:23 EST

Here's one more terrifying detail about fake David Cross I learned when I interrogated him - he claims to be a poet. So maybe some of his desire to fake it, is just to snag an audience for his tortured verse? Be afraid!

Susie Felber

Know Your Real David Cross From Your Fake David Cross

jax — Fri, 04 Nov 2005 10:01:07 EST

Anyone else get sidetracked by the tatt description?

jax

Know Your Real David Cross From Your Fake David Cross

Paunch Sulzberger — Fri, 04 Nov 2005 09:12:00 EST

Game, set and match to Rob Sterling @ 1:52 AM Hall of Fame.

Paunch Sulzberger

Know Your Real David Cross From Your Fake David Cross

apollonia666 — Fri, 04 Nov 2005 08:02:36 EST

Any way he could be persuaded to send in a pic of the tattoo? Not that it isn't a memorable description, but now I really want to see it. Had no success finding a photo of it through a Google image search, but I did discover that the real David Cross has a very hairy ass (if you click on the pic you can see a large, somewhat unsettling PDF version).

apollonia666

Know Your Real David Cross From Your Fake David Cross

pipharper — Fri, 04 Nov 2005 04:32:44 EST

I impersonate Elijah Wood to get ass at gay bars... maybe that's why ther are so many rumors about him being gay, but, whatever.

pipharper

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Rob Sterling — Fri, 04 Nov 2005 01:52:39 EST

Are we sure the guy isn't pretending to be David Cross to NOT get laid? It could be his way of avoiding intimacy.

Rob Sterling

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patricking — Fri, 04 Nov 2005 00:40:34 EST

i'm sorry, but that tattoo? so genius.

patricking

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devolutionaried — Thu, 03 Nov 2005 23:08:37 EST

And I'm a tad suspicious, since I have a friend who I believe has slept with DC (or maybe it was the imposter...?)

devolutionaried

Know Your Real David Cross From Your Fake David Cross

devolutionaried — Thu, 03 Nov 2005 23:08:02 EST

The brutal irony of that email likely coming from an imposter.

devolutionaried

Know Your Real David Cross From Your Fake David Cross

spinachdip — Thu, 03 Nov 2005 19:52:27 EST

I'll have to take your word for it Jessica Coen, IF that is your real name.

spinachdip

Know Your Real David Cross From Your Fake David Cross

higgins — Thu, 03 Nov 2005 19:02:43 EST

Has anyone here slept with both David Cross AND the impostor? Can you compare and contrast?

higgins

Know Your Real David Cross From Your Fake David Cross

jimmysmitty — Thu, 03 Nov 2005 19:01:30 EST

I think this is a clever ploy by David Cross to get people to watch Arrested Development. It ain't happenin!

jimmysmitty

Know Your Real David Cross From Your Fake David Cross

Jessica — Thu, 03 Nov 2005 18:48:23 EST

You cynics. It's people like you that killed Santa Claus. I'm going to personally attest to the authenticity of this David Cross email. Not that my word would convince anyone in their right mind, but he has written to Gawker before, and those emails came from the same address. (I could, of course, be wrong. But for once, I don't think I am.)

Jessica

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game — Thu, 03 Nov 2005 18:18:27 EST

If you come across a person you think may be David Cross, and he makes you laugh, then it's most likely not David Cross. That guy blows.

game

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spinachdip — Thu, 03 Nov 2005 18:14:50 EST

So how do we know it's not the fake David Cross describing his tattoo?

spinachdip

Know Your Real David Cross From Your Fake David Cross

madmatter33 — Thu, 03 Nov 2005 18:11:08 EST

I think Jalopnik was one step ahead of us all on this: http://www.jalopnik.com/cars/dieter-zetsche/index.php

madmatter33

Know Your Real David Cross From Your Fake David Cross

Lindsay Robertson — Thu, 03 Nov 2005 17:49:37 EST

He has a certain appeal, yes. Are you using this chair? - That Girl.

Lindsay Robertson

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higgins — Thu, 03 Nov 2005 17:43:51 EST

Ladies, help me out here. Resembling David Cross HELPS a guy get laid??

higgins

Know Your Real David Cross From Your Fake David Cross

Krucoff — Thu, 03 Nov 2005 17:40:07 EST

As Barney Fife used to say, "Inkem binkem notamus rex, protect us all from the man with the hex." Now what do we do about all the fake Todd Barrys and faux Paul Scheers on the loose?

Krucoff

Know Your Real David Cross From Your Fake David Cross

unutterable — Thu, 03 Nov 2005 17:27:48 EST

It's so weird: I don't really look much like David Cross, but I *am* bald and wear glasses, and - this is the weird part - I have a tattoo that perfectly fits that description!

unutterable