So Does This Mean George Clooney Won't Marry Us? - Gawker Comments

So Does This Mean George Clooney Won't Marry Us?

Adele H — Fri, 31 Mar 2006 18:47:34 EST

r.e. tip from tipster: a hearty LOL! This is a humor site first and foremost, non? A deft and funny finger of satire pointed at the shennanigans of show biz, media,, and pop-culture, right? Laugh - it feels good.

Adele H

So Does This Mean George Clooney Won't Marry Us?

Bertie — Fri, 31 Mar 2006 16:43:49 EST

Beware the Clooney smug cloud.

Bertie

So Does This Mean George Clooney Won't Marry Us?

Aatom — Fri, 31 Mar 2006 15:41:26 EST

well, as usual, Hollywood is way ahead of the curve on this whole internet thing. i mean, you can totally control it! who knew?

Aatom

So Does This Mean George Clooney Won't Marry Us?

sven — Fri, 31 Mar 2006 11:44:22 EST

shouldn't credit go to andrew "krucoff" slushpilitz for subjecting gawker stalker to the "operation window" strategy that proved so effective during the raf's bombing of hamburg? http://youngmanhattanite.com/2006/03/gawker-stoker-bad-cas... http://www.spartacus.schoolnet.co.uk/2WWmetal.htm oh, the wonders of the internets...

sven

So Does This Mean George Clooney Won't Marry Us?

Alfonso X. Alfonse — Fri, 31 Mar 2006 11:25:49 EST

Quite frankly, we don't have any way of knowing that the Stalker sightings that are posted NOW are real. Wouldn't Clooney's proposal just make Gawker look super-efficient and popular?

Alfonso X. Alfonse

So Does This Mean George Clooney Won't Marry Us?

iforgetwhat8isfor — Fri, 31 Mar 2006 11:23:39 EST

That's so weird..I just saw Clooney...he was at the zoo hiring monkeys to write the next Ocean's movie. He mentioned to some lackey about going uptown to buy some things called "typewriters". Looked hunky. I'd hit it. Honestly, nothing turns me on so much as an actor talking about having the power to "create new laws" but reining himself in. Damn, he shows such self control. And that's why he's a star, people, a star!!!!

iforgetwhat8isfor

So Does This Mean George Clooney Won't Marry Us?

Frank — Fri, 31 Mar 2006 11:13:49 EST

Harrison Ford just hates the Internet because he's old.

Frank

So Does This Mean George Clooney Won't Marry Us?

Aidan O — Fri, 31 Mar 2006 11:00:59 EST

and just yesterday, Harrison Ford mentioned how he too hates the Internet. Is there some Hollywood talking point memo going around?

Aidan O

So Does This Mean George Clooney Won't Marry Us?

Dirk — Fri, 31 Mar 2006 10:58:39 EST

Yeah, right.

Dirk

So Does This Mean George Clooney Won't Marry Us?

FashionGPS — Fri, 31 Mar 2006 10:45:05 EST

I'm sorry, this is too hilarious. Do people (and Gods, such as George Clooney) really, truly believe that psycho stalkers are reading and posting this shit? Hellooooooooooo........ Not that I have ever gawked (ahem) or stalked, but HEY HOLLYWOOD, I think it is safe to assume that the readers and posters are intelligent folk having a laugh at people who take themselves WAY too seriously and expect [the rest of us] mere mortals to pretend they don't even exist should we come face to face with them. (Private note to George - if you're reading this, CALL ME to discuss further!)

FashionGPS

So Does This Mean George Clooney Won't Marry Us?

Tyler — Fri, 31 Mar 2006 10:25:46 EST

Excuse me. A Google maps link to The Eagle, please. Shutup youse in the peanut gallery. I do not already know how to get there.

Tyler