Brandon Davis Expresses Himself on the Matter of Lindsay Lohan - Gawker Comments

Brandon Davis Expresses Himself on the Matter of Lindsay Lohan

Aidan O — Fri, 19 May 2006 18:20:42 EDT

That (Paris Hilton's) laugh is the fakest laugh I have ever heard. And I work for a laughtrack-making company.

Aidan O

Brandon Davis Expresses Himself on the Matter of Lindsay Lohan

girlbybay — Wed, 17 May 2006 18:36:39 EDT

I'd rathe be a firecrotch than a par-ass kisser. Man, she needs a good slap.

girlbybay

Brandon Davis Expresses Himself on the Matter of Lindsay Lohan

Zulkey — Wed, 17 May 2006 18:10:11 EDT

I think this is good education for any of the kiddies out there who think they might do well to be pals with Paris or whomever. Sure, you get into cool clubs but at the price of them having to repeat over and over again whatever catchphrase they invented that they just find so witty. "Firecrotch" "That's hot." "Fucking firecrotch." "That's hot!"

Zulkey

Brandon Davis Expresses Himself on the Matter of Lindsay Lohan

Bubba Barney — Wed, 17 May 2006 17:44:38 EDT

If you kidnapped them, would you want to be stuck around them, dealing with their a-hole asses?

Bubba Barney

Brandon Davis Expresses Himself on the Matter of Lindsay Lohan

girlbybay — Wed, 17 May 2006 17:17:55 EDT

he's a budda...but, ah, what about the face? will somebody puuuleeease kidnap these trust funders? it's a sure thing no one will pay the ransom.

girlbybay

Brandon Davis Expresses Himself on the Matter of Lindsay Lohan

Dashiell — Wed, 17 May 2006 17:04:33 EDT

Ahh ... to be 15 again.

Dashiell

Brandon Davis Expresses Himself on the Matter of Lindsay Lohan

Zulkey — Wed, 17 May 2006 16:10:09 EDT

If Brandon's so rich, how come he hasn't been able to afford his much-neede face transplant yet? I'm also disappointed in Paris. She used to do so much more to get our attention.

Zulkey

Brandon Davis Expresses Himself on the Matter of Lindsay Lohan

Child — Wed, 17 May 2006 16:00:23 EDT

Fabian Basabe and Brandon Davis return to Gawker coverage in the same day! It's a great day to be a Male Celebutante.

Child

Brandon Davis Expresses Himself on the Matter of Lindsay Lohan

Jessica — Wed, 17 May 2006 15:53:14 EDT

Didn't mention the $7 mil b/c TMZ has it right up front. We're more concerned with cold, hard numbers. Ten firecrotches, people. TEN!

Jessica

Brandon Davis Expresses Himself on the Matter of Lindsay Lohan

Schadenfrau — Wed, 17 May 2006 15:50:16 EDT

My vote for worst comment goes to the coda of the $7 million statement: "It's disgusting." What a foul man.

Schadenfrau

Brandon Davis Expresses Himself on the Matter of Lindsay Lohan

crimson and clover — Wed, 17 May 2006 15:39:17 EDT

I'm so glad you mentioned the $7 million thing - that should have been the first part gawker noticed. Also, why did nobody make a citizen's arrest of Paris driving high? Is it too late to press DUI charges?

crimson and clover

Brandon Davis Expresses Himself on the Matter of Lindsay Lohan

alec — Wed, 17 May 2006 15:38:30 EDT

Woah, she's better hung than Ann Coulter apparently.

alec

Brandon Davis Expresses Himself on the Matter of Lindsay Lohan

the earl grey — Wed, 17 May 2006 15:35:55 EDT

'are there any 2 more disgusting people in than paris & brandon?' No.

the earl grey

Brandon Davis Expresses Himself on the Matter of Lindsay Lohan

YourDoctrinaire — Wed, 17 May 2006 15:06:27 EDT

Of all she shit he spewed, the least classy line had to be "She's worth about $7 million...that means she's poor." Class act, douchebag. Class act.

YourDoctrinaire

Brandon Davis Expresses Himself on the Matter of Lindsay Lohan

SheWhoCannotBeNamed — Wed, 17 May 2006 15:06:22 EDT

I like how they bleep out "vagina." It's not like it's a medical term or anything.

SheWhoCannotBeNamed

Brandon Davis Expresses Himself on the Matter of Lindsay Lohan

rizzamus — Wed, 17 May 2006 15:05:17 EDT

I seriously thought I was about to see yet another another celeb trash their whip in a drunken stupor.

rizzamus

Brandon Davis Expresses Himself on the Matter of Lindsay Lohan

Worker #3116 — Wed, 17 May 2006 14:50:34 EDT

You know how they say that people tend to make fun of other people to distract from their own insecurities? Brandon Davis has a 7-foot long clitoris.

Worker #3116

Brandon Davis Expresses Himself on the Matter of Lindsay Lohan

snagglepuss — Wed, 17 May 2006 14:38:34 EDT

What's he got against redheads, the fat ugly fuck? He might be rich but he looks like a cab driver I saw him do coke at a NYC restaurant, right out in the open...

snagglepuss

Brandon Davis Expresses Himself on the Matter of Lindsay Lohan

Simpatia — Wed, 17 May 2006 14:34:17 EDT

Total shonda, dude.

Simpatia

Brandon Davis Expresses Himself on the Matter of Lindsay Lohan

Mick FNS — Wed, 17 May 2006 14:12:40 EDT

"Firecrotch" is the name of my new metal band.

Mick FNS

Brandon Davis Expresses Himself on the Matter of Lindsay Lohan

dith — Wed, 17 May 2006 14:12:26 EDT

Fat Elvis really has it in for Lohan. What gives?

dith