<![CDATA[Page Six Mag: For the Kathy Hilton Lover in Us All - Gawker Comments]]> <![CDATA[Page Six Mag: For the Kathy Hilton Lover in Us All - Gawker Comments]]> <![CDATA[Page Six Mag: For the Kathy Hilton Lover in Us All]]> Kathy could don a rotting elephant hide, smear her face with apple butter and crush tin foil on her feet then parade anywhere and her doppy drugged husband would smile blandly, nod agreeably and polietly clap..

dmumsie

]]> <![CDATA[Page Six Mag: For the Kathy Hilton Lover in Us All]]> Well laaa-dee-freakin'-dah.... We got ourselves a model here! Too bad you're gonna end up eating a steady diet of government cheese, and living in a van down by the river! Now, young man, what do you want to do with your life?

winowino

]]> <![CDATA[Page Six Mag: For the Kathy Hilton Lover in Us All]]> Am I the only one who thinks that Hayden Panettiere looks like the Hilton clan? She's always resembled Paris to me, but that picture of Kathy Hilton could be her in thirty years.

Maybe that's why Paris likes to party with her? Mommy issues!

Taigan

]]> <![CDATA[Page Six Mag: For the Kathy Hilton Lover in Us All]]> Wait...so Paris is a REAL blonde? I'da lost a bet.

raincoaster

]]> <![CDATA[Page Six Mag: For the Kathy Hilton Lover in Us All]]> i didn't realize vaginas could get fat.

this picture is insanely disturbing.

ellagood

]]> <![CDATA[Page Six Mag: For the Kathy Hilton Lover in Us All]]> I can't find it anywhere online, but in the February 2000 issue of Vogue, there's an article about the Hiltons called "American Beauties," by none other than Plum Sykes.

I didn't know who they were at the time, but the picture of all three Hiltons in a hotel room was nightmare-inducing and beyond creepy. They all had vapid, vacant dead eyes and looked like mildly retarded mannequins. (I think the article was about their debut in Paris, or going to the collections, something like that.)

I wish someone could find it, it was such a disturbing picture that it lingers in my mind nearly seven years later.

sarahblooms

]]> <![CDATA[Page Six Mag: For the Kathy Hilton Lover in Us All]]> Im so glad pg 6 mag is back.

the earl grey

]]> <![CDATA[Page Six Mag: For the Kathy Hilton Lover in Us All]]> Is the man in the van down by the river the one who also told kathy that giving blowjobs causes face craters (per Paris' interview in Blender)

jerseygirl

]]> <![CDATA[Page Six Mag: For the Kathy Hilton Lover in Us All]]> It may be the photo angle, but it surely looks like that Paris could actually crawl back into Mommy's busted vagina. And that's a beautiful thing.

Simpatia

]]> <![CDATA[Page Six Mag: For the Kathy Hilton Lover in Us All]]> next time Paris blah-blahs about "iconic blonde... American royalty" recall please exactly how the House of Windsor, for example, never had camel-toe bathing suit strutting or van-sex training.

josh speed

]]> <![CDATA[Page Six Mag: For the Kathy Hilton Lover in Us All]]> karen , yes there's definitely too much patsy ramsey/ jon benet subtext to that 1987 pic for comfort

the earl grey

]]> <![CDATA[Page Six Mag: For the Kathy Hilton Lover in Us All]]> Wow-after view this I think her 'padding' started the fad of brazilian waxing. That punani definitely has the 'Serta Sleeper' quality to it.

fortqueenmean

]]> <![CDATA[Page Six Mag: For the Kathy Hilton Lover in Us All]]> She looks like an ugly, bloated version of Glenn Close.

And, although it's not a stretch, Little Paris is a dead-ringer for Jonbenet Ramsey.

visavis

]]> <![CDATA[Page Six Mag: For the Kathy Hilton Lover in Us All]]> Paris looks like an extra in The Music Man.

lipgloss

]]> <![CDATA[Page Six Mag: For the Kathy Hilton Lover in Us All]]> Paris in a corner?

Nobody puts Paris in a corner!

TheJerseyDevil

]]> <![CDATA[Page Six Mag: For the Kathy Hilton Lover in Us All]]> DamnQ my co-worker behind me just got an eyeful.

adropp

]]> <![CDATA[Page Six Mag: For the Kathy Hilton Lover in Us All]]> There's the young Paris in the corner and the Paris-to-come in the foreground. Scary.

ChupaCaBrooklyn

]]> <![CDATA[Page Six Mag: For the Kathy Hilton Lover in Us All]]> Must...destroy plates....ditch..van..in..river...shave mustache..

lefty

]]> <![CDATA[Page Six Mag: For the Kathy Hilton Lover in Us All]]> John David Karr is going to prison for less than this.

KarenUhOh

]]> <![CDATA[Page Six Mag: For the Kathy Hilton Lover in Us All]]> 1987? Why, you haven't aged a day, Kathy.

Captain Caveman

]]> <![CDATA[Page Six Mag: For the Kathy Hilton Lover in Us All]]> damn son.

Gabe

]]> <![CDATA[Page Six Mag: For the Kathy Hilton Lover in Us All]]> Strangely, this picture is more disturbing to me than the ones you posted a few months ago, in which she was wearing a transparent top at some party, displaying the trademark Hilton "I'm a complete waste of life" smirk as she displayed her aged tatas.

avid

]]> <![CDATA[Page Six Mag: For the Kathy Hilton Lover in Us All]]> To be fair, I've learned quite a bit myself while spending time in various vans.

Can't believe I haven't landed a gem like Rick Hilton.

visavis

]]> <![CDATA[Page Six Mag: For the Kathy Hilton Lover in Us All]]> MY EYES! MY EYES! AUUUUUUUUUGH!

TroubleonWheels

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