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Manhattan Realtors: Satan's Happy Footsoldiers

Big Girl Panties — Tue, 26 Sep 2006 00:40:54 EDT

she's definitely got that "It's all for you, Damien" look in her eye.

Manhattan Realtors: Satan's Happy Footsoldiers

Brian — Mon, 25 Sep 2006 22:23:18 EDT

I'll let the lady's bio speak for itself:

With her astonishing energy, Julie is the firm's undisputed leader in total transactions for six years consecutively, and is among the top ten performers in dollar volume. Whether it's a townhouse, loft, or traditional apartment, her love for architecture and design helps her find the perfect place for you to call home. She also possesses expertise in all types of rentals. A New Yorker for 20 years and former actress, she had a contract role on One Life To Live, and appeared in over 60 national TV commercials. Let her real estate magic work for you today!

Brian

Manhattan Realtors: Satan's Happy Footsoldiers

Narnia — Mon, 25 Sep 2006 22:01:56 EDT

Not your own closet. No. Of course not.

Narnia

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grandenchilada — Mon, 25 Sep 2006 17:38:31 EDT

Salamandre: That explains everything. If I had such an illustrious acting career, I'd be shitting in someone else's closets too.

grandenchilada

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grandenchilada — Mon, 25 Sep 2006 17:31:05 EDT

Salamandre: that explains everything. If I had had such an illustrious acting career, I'd be shitting in closets too.

grandenchilada

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dubman — Mon, 25 Sep 2006 17:17:20 EDT

Joke all you want... but at least Linda Blair's able to get work...

dubman

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econdave — Mon, 25 Sep 2006 16:55:30 EDT

What's with her complexion? Tan between her eyes and upper lips, pale forehead, mouth and chin. That should have been the first clue she wasn't carrying a full load.

econdave

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I Don't Get It — Mon, 25 Sep 2006 16:34:47 EDT

Now they can update the listing to 2+ bathrooms.

I Don't Get It

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Larry Forney — Mon, 25 Sep 2006 16:27:03 EDT

On my way to work this morning I caught that headline and a few snippets of copy over someone's shoulder.
When that person got off the train I thought to myself, "I hope that is as good as it sounds and that Gawker posts it".
THANK YOU GAWKER

Larry Forney

Manhattan Realtors: Satan's Happy Footsoldiers

boobsradley — Mon, 25 Sep 2006 16:23:54 EDT

if she was naked, at least that means her shoes were off.

boobsradley

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LoVegas — Mon, 25 Sep 2006 16:00:14 EDT

Does this mean the price has dropped? And that photo looks like it's from the 70s. I wonder what she looks like now.

LoVegas

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MJ Jazzy — Mon, 25 Sep 2006 15:49:13 EDT

Law & Order or movie? Maybe but definitely a Lifetime movie with that actress from "Yes Dear" sitcom and oh, the Hoff as townhouse owner. But who will play the vase and defecation?

MJ Jazzy

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ambitious — Mon, 25 Sep 2006 15:40:09 EDT

Who knew Tori Amos would make such a bad broker?

ambitious

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lefty — Mon, 25 Sep 2006 15:13:12 EDT

Johnson had arranged his broken belongings in "configurations to look like a woman giving birth"

Extreme feng shui, that.

lefty

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Little Mintz Sunshine — Mon, 25 Sep 2006 15:06:55 EDT

Somewhere in the stinky bowels of the HGTV HQ in Knoxville, TN, a lightbulb goes off...

Little Mintz Sunshine

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koala325 — Mon, 25 Sep 2006 15:05:50 EDT

Sounds to me like one of those "Casual Encounters" on Craigslist gone terribly awry.

koala325

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salamandre — Mon, 25 Sep 2006 15:00:38 EDT

From her bio on Warburg's page:
"Whether it's a townhouse, loft, or traditional apartment, her love for architecture and design helps her find the perfect place for you to call home. She also possesses expertise in all types of rentals. A New Yorker for 20 years and former actress, she had a contract role on One Life To Live, and appeared in over 60 national TV commercials. Let her real estate magic work for you today!"

salamandre

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harvardBoy — Mon, 25 Sep 2006 14:55:24 EDT

My bet:

Farash made the whole thing up to get out an exclusive contract with Warburg. Corcoran probably offered 5%.

harvardBoy

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salamandre — Mon, 25 Sep 2006 14:51:09 EDT

This is the most awesome thing I've read in all of 2006. Seriously.

salamandre

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schvitzatura — Mon, 25 Sep 2006 14:50:37 EDT

Over/under until this scenario is included into a yet-unreleased major motion picture, starring either Meg Ryan or Nicole Kidman in the Julie Johnson role: 2 years.

schvitzatura

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Helen Damnation — Mon, 25 Sep 2006 14:50:23 EDT

She must not have known that you wait until after closing to do the ritual. Amateur.

Helen Damnation

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salamandre — Mon, 25 Sep 2006 14:50:06 EDT

This is the most awesome thing I have read in all of 2006. Seriously.

salamandre

Manhattan Realtors: Satan's Happy Footsoldiers

TheJerseyDevil — Mon, 25 Sep 2006 14:43:24 EDT

Looks like Melissa Berklehammer's make-up artist does work for other, crazier clients.

TheJerseyDevil

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LMidge — Mon, 25 Sep 2006 14:40:21 EDT

In light of the satanic rituals, it's no surprise that Warburg's profile of her says "Let her work her real estate magic for you today!" No thanks.

LMidge

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dotorg greg — Mon, 25 Sep 2006 14:40:17 EDT

I'm sure the no-parking flyers have already been posted on someone's tree-lined block.

dotorg greg

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Simpatia — Mon, 25 Sep 2006 14:39:50 EDT

The same exact thing happened when my realtor held an open house at my house. A few good offers over asking price came in, so I cannot really complain, though.

Simpatia

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leila — Mon, 25 Sep 2006 14:33:01 EDT

Over/under until this is made into a Law and Order episode: 3 months.

leila