<![CDATA[Pointless News Network - Gawker Comments]]> <![CDATA[Pointless News Network - Gawker Comments]]> <![CDATA[Pointless News Network]]> 'Don't vote no, Al-ecks' - Nick

Bon Jour, Pee Wee

]]> <![CDATA[Pointless News Network]]> Actually, traditionally speaking, Conservatives would have kept the government out of the issue. They would have also legalized drugs and abortion.

This is all about the new fanatical "Religious Conservative," which also needs to be kept out of government.

I hope we all learned something today.

Tom Foolery

]]> <![CDATA[Pointless News Network]]> Only took two comments before we got a Skippy joke. Well done.

JackieTreehorn

]]> <![CDATA[Pointless News Network]]> Anybody remember when Dan Quayle lost a debate to a similarly imaginary person? Eighties imaginary people were the best!

raincoaster

]]> <![CDATA[Pointless News Network]]> Clearly Alex P.Keaton would have, at first, trumpeted the conservative view on the matter, only to then come face to face with someone who could potentially be helped by stem cell research (perhaps a guest appearance by vanilla extract-drinking uncle Tom who has now developed a disease.) After spending time with said person and having a heart to heart with his hippie parents, he would learn a valuable lesson. Duh.

otherkate

]]> <![CDATA[Pointless News Network]]> hahahahaha.

that was brilliant Ted.

made my shitty day.

ellagood

]]> <![CDATA[Pointless News Network]]> He should just take his souped-up DeLorean back 43 years and steal his own umbilical cord.

TedSez

]]> <![CDATA[Pointless News Network]]> But this just proves what a hypocrite is Michael J Fox. Hyp O Crit.

Flashman

]]> <![CDATA[Pointless News Network]]> I would ask about Meredith Baxter-Birney's views on abusive husbands, but I imagine she's done 47 Lifetime movies on the subject.

Senator Boomdog

]]> <![CDATA[Pointless News Network]]> what do you think skippy thinks about north korea?

ellagood

]]> <![CDATA[Pointless News Network]]> only on CNN.

HipsterPit

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