Wearing a dunce cap might be a more subtle way for her to signal that she is an imbecile.

zibby

Honey, can I touch your pompom?

Swordfish

josh, the bitch has been pregnant for about 40+ months...now, she is finally back on the lexipro and pax and what not...

she woke up one day when the shit kicked back in, looked at him and said "i went from timberlake to THIS piece of shit?"

chemical sobriety is a wonderful thing.

ellagood

I'm sorry, but no one can pull off that abortion of a hat. Start getting hot Britney. Soon.

OscarBuddyTV

Only a modern-day Ali MacGraw (aka Margarita Missoni) could pull that off.

visavis

"Floppy toboggan" isn't some kind of sexual euphemism? Well, it is now..

GorillaSushi

chunkybunk,

while i agree with you, my friend, i have now decided i'd like to re-phrase my comment:

"if i were reading this in a novel, i would chuck the fucking novel out the window."

josh speed

The abomination on her head is from The Gap. I would rather she wore one of those $8 thongs on her head. At least it's functional. It holds her wig in place.

MJones

Couldn't you have gotten a wider shot of her floppy toboggans?

cdmunch

Although slightly unrelated I had to smile at the fact that you called 'it' a toboggan instead of a winter hat. The New Yorkers I'm embedded love to wince at my every mention of it. Applause from me.

ericearlyang

josh,

you need to read less and date more, my friend.

chunkybunk

Sounds like a good story line for KFed's reality show.

Queen of the Passive Aggressives

That middle picture makes her look like the white, female Sam Cassell. In a floppy toboggan.

DougDascenzo

you know what i don't get? how could she be so wilfully in denial, not listening to _everybody_ who was telling her to dump the mofo already, and then seemingly, all of a sudden, "smarten up" and drop him like he's hot?

did she have some satori moment? if i were reading this in a novel, i would say the character's change of heart was too sudden to seem credible.

josh speed

I never thought I'd write these words down and actually mean them: "Rachel Zoe! Save Us!"

Little Mintz Sunshine