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Bret Easton Ellis Showtime Soap To Feature Way More Drug Versimilitude Than 'Weeds'

Clare — Wed, 13 Dec 2006 13:02:15 EST

This sounds an awful lot like "Mulholland Drive: The Pay-Cable Series." Which, ironically, "Mulholland Drive" was originally supposed to be. ¡No hay banda!

Clare

Bret Easton Ellis Showtime Soap To Feature Way More Drug Versimilitude Than 'Weeds'

raincoaster — Wed, 13 Dec 2006 12:56:43 EST

That's no hallucination. Never, never turn your back on a Furby with fresh batteries.

raincoaster

Bret Easton Ellis Showtime Soap To Feature Way More Drug Versimilitude Than 'Weeds'

RonMwangaguhunga — Wed, 13 Dec 2006 10:17:26 EST

Why'd you have to mention the Furby hallucination, huh Gawker? Why'd you have to go there?

RonMwangaguhunga

Bret Easton Ellis Showtime Soap To Feature Way More Drug Versimilitude Than 'Weeds'

heartbreakturnip — Tue, 12 Dec 2006 21:18:33 EST

Jay: Help me, Brett, I'm falling into the caaaanyonnnnnnnnnn.

[Audible] Splat. Sound of dripping blood.

[Jumpcut] Crows scattering, bits of wedding cake in their beaks.

[Jumpcut] Close in on bloodshot eyes, tuxedo tie askew.

Brettt: Oh my God. [Beat.] Jay. [Beat.] I feel so isolated now. It hurts, man. Damn you, Jay. [Peers over precipice] And you also look like shit.

heartbreakturnip

Bret Easton Ellis Showtime Soap To Feature Way More Drug Versimilitude Than 'Weeds'

clashcityrockerkat — Tue, 12 Dec 2006 19:40:35 EST

It sounds like all six of his books rolled up into one helluvva daytime-soap rizla.

clashcityrockerkat

Bret Easton Ellis Showtime Soap To Feature Way More Drug Versimilitude Than 'Weeds'

lovelyday — Tue, 12 Dec 2006 19:30:29 EST

Less Than Zero Interst In Watching.

lovelyday

Bret Easton Ellis Showtime Soap To Feature Way More Drug Versimilitude Than 'Weeds'

TedSez — Tue, 12 Dec 2006 18:57:36 EST

"It's like, in Los Angeles, people are all rich and trendy, and they all have these really cool jobs, but the problem is they can't, like, connect. It's like they go driving on the freeways, and they're afraid to freakin' merge. Oh, wait, I used that metaphor already. I know: Canyons!"

TedSez

Bret Easton Ellis Showtime Soap To Feature Way More Drug Versimilitude Than 'Weeds'

sailor — Tue, 12 Dec 2006 18:19:48 EST

no, more likely an indicator of how interesting this project is going to be.

sailor

Bret Easton Ellis Showtime Soap To Feature Way More Drug Versimilitude Than 'Weeds'

GaryGnu — Tue, 12 Dec 2006 18:03:16 EST

Is "The Canyons" also a reference to the constant gash-flashin of Paris, Britney, et al?

GaryGnu