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Steve Almond's Daddy Blog: Watch Your Back, Neal Pollack!

Trackback — Thu, 13 Sep 2007 01:31:00 EDT

AYO, EMOSOGYNY by Molly Lambert So we just now saw the 2007 edition of Forbes’s (really silly) yearly list of the Best Cities For Singles.

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Steve Almond's Daddy Blog: Watch Your Back, Neal Pollack!

JupiterPluvius — Tue, 02 Jan 2007 15:23:47 EST

KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL.

Oh, sorry. Can we arrange for Chuck Klosterman, Steve Almond, Neal Pollack, and a bunch of other guys like that to take a chartered plane from Clear Lake to Fargo in the dead of winter?

JupiterPluvius

Steve Almond's Daddy Blog: Watch Your Back, Neal Pollack!

raidecakes — Tue, 02 Jan 2007 14:23:10 EST

This turd was my creative writing teacher for a semester in undergrad. He pleaded with me to drop the course when I arrive late to class ONCE! I may also bee interesting to note that during that time he carried around a briefcase decorated with stick figure portraits and macaroni glued on it. He's an ass.

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Steve Almond's Daddy Blog: Watch Your Back, Neal Pollack!

TedSez — Tue, 02 Jan 2007 13:43:22 EST

This is the guy who wrote an entire book about how much he likes candy. Of course, it's a lot more fun to read about Sugar Daddies than hipster daddies.

TedSez

Steve Almond's Daddy Blog: Watch Your Back, Neal Pollack!

Dickdogfood — Tue, 02 Jan 2007 13:08:29 EST

Though y'all realize that this kind of talk will lead to the replacement of The War Against Christmas with The War Against Children.

Dickdogfood

Steve Almond's Daddy Blog: Watch Your Back, Neal Pollack!

Dickdogfood — Tue, 02 Jan 2007 13:03:37 EST

Klosterman + Parenthood = Nick Hornby = reason enough for CK's mandatory sterilization

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Steve Almond's Daddy Blog: Watch Your Back, Neal Pollack!

whoneedslight — Tue, 02 Jan 2007 12:37:24 EST

It's almost as if the collar has been purposefully stretched to expose maximum chest hair.
Gross.

whoneedslight

Steve Almond's Daddy Blog: Watch Your Back, Neal Pollack!

Redondo Dubonnet — Tue, 02 Jan 2007 12:29:52 EST

Can you wipe your baby's ass with a website for new parents?

Redondo Dubonnet

Steve Almond's Daddy Blog: Watch Your Back, Neal Pollack!

Bob Loblaw — Tue, 02 Jan 2007 11:36:43 EST

That picture should be framed and placed on Mallory Keaton's nightstand.

Bob Loblaw

Steve Almond's Daddy Blog: Watch Your Back, Neal Pollack!

GaryGnu — Tue, 02 Jan 2007 11:29:03 EST

Yay, thanks to the internets new parents can inflict their stereotypical enthusiasm for their spawn on anyone and everyone. Hey, folks, your attachment to your kid is genetic and shared by almost EVERYONE who has a baby. If not for that, you'd chuck your screaming poop machine out the window. So unless you actually microwave your child you aren't saying anything that is any different from some yutz in the office with a pile of snapshots from 30 years ago. So basically, just shut up.

GaryGnu

Steve Almond's Daddy Blog: Watch Your Back, Neal Pollack!

KarenUhOh — Tue, 02 Jan 2007 11:28:33 EST

I'd rob a sperm bank right now if I was sure the dye-packet would explode.

KarenUhOh

Steve Almond's Daddy Blog: Watch Your Back, Neal Pollack!

Sweet Polly Purebred — Tue, 02 Jan 2007 11:20:42 EST

Wow - that is some seriously lame and boring navel-gazing shit. Nothing worse than an aging hipster ...

Sweet Polly Purebred

Steve Almond's Daddy Blog: Watch Your Back, Neal Pollack!

mark duffy — Tue, 02 Jan 2007 11:10:43 EST

I hope his baby girl has her tubes tied right after opening a skate shop.

mark duffy