<![CDATA[Get Ready To Start Hearing Way Too Much About Clenbuterol - Gawker Comments]]> <![CDATA[Get Ready To Start Hearing Way Too Much About Clenbuterol - Gawker Comments]]> <![CDATA[Get Ready To Start Hearing Way Too Much About Clenbuterol]]> Well you gotta love a drug whose name sounds like one of Andy of Mayberry's inbred neighbors. But you know what drug name I really love? Klonopin.
Klonopin, klonopin, klonopin.
"So nice to meet you Mrs. Klonopin. I can certainly see where you daughter Hinda gets her good looks from."
Clem Buterol. Chortlesome.
Klonopin. Guffaw-worthy

benmaimon

]]> <![CDATA[Get Ready To Start Hearing Way Too Much About Clenbuterol]]> Not only do they sell this crap OTC in Mexico, they advertised it on every pharmacy posterboard I saw for a 30 block span on a main strip. Technically, you can't get Xanax there w/o a "prescription" but the cheapo Clenbuterol gets doled out like Tic Tacs.

DonnaMartinGraduates

]]> <![CDATA[Get Ready To Start Hearing Way Too Much About Clenbuterol]]> I think Claire/Clares are downers people.

Zulkey

]]> <![CDATA[Get Ready To Start Hearing Way Too Much About Clenbuterol]]> "Umm, what's next [links to pictures of penises]?!"

Can I nom this for a late t-shirt entry, in honor of Team Party Crash and future (fingers crossed) Gawker Pinups?

sheistolerable

]]> <![CDATA[Get Ready To Start Hearing Way Too Much About Clenbuterol]]> The problem with this drug is that you already have to be skinny to use it. If you're an out-of-shape fatass like me and you take Clenbuterol, your heart will explode. Christ, I get the shakes when I drink a can of Red Bull.

This is why when my friends ask me if I want a key bump, I say no and continue drinking heavily.

Clare

]]> <![CDATA[Get Ready To Start Hearing Way Too Much About Clenbuterol]]> Clenbuterol totally doesn't do what it sounds like in my head. Because you would think ClenchButt-erol would be some sort of 21st Century colon cleanse or something.

The Real JR

]]> <![CDATA[Get Ready To Start Hearing Way Too Much About Clenbuterol]]> Also, J Hud, G-Lock. The sistas bigness be stealing it from the skinny girls.

All we need to round out this post is for some 12 year old to come on and say EATING DISORDERS ARE NO JOKE YOU GUYS I KNOW BECAUSE I HAVE THREE OF THEM OKEEZ MMM BYE.

Zulkey

]]> <![CDATA[Get Ready To Start Hearing Way Too Much About Clenbuterol]]> Wasn't it just last night at the Golden Globes that Ugly Betty taught us not to care about this kind of stuff?

MadgeicLife

]]> <![CDATA[Get Ready To Start Hearing Way Too Much About Clenbuterol]]> CORRECTIONS DEPARTMENT: 16, not 19

mention of measurements was to discuss the inaccuracy of said measures, which is off topic for which i apologize ... just a topic that interests me.

momo

]]> <![CDATA[Get Ready To Start Hearing Way Too Much About Clenbuterol]]> the problem with this drug (other than, um, it killing you) is that in the long run it will actually cause you put on more weight (something to do with it messing up the body's use of fat, blah blah blah).

Is there anything Allure magazine can't teach me?

IBentMyWookie

]]> <![CDATA[Get Ready To Start Hearing Way Too Much About Clenbuterol]]> Seriously. Seriously. Measurements? Umm, what's next [links to pictures of penises]?! Save it for Match.com, yo.

giraffeluvah

]]> <![CDATA[Get Ready To Start Hearing Way Too Much About Clenbuterol]]> So that's how Hilary got those horse teeth all of a sudden! The price of being thin in Hollywood...

lovelyday

]]> <![CDATA[Get Ready To Start Hearing Way Too Much About Clenbuterol]]> momo, if you have 19 arms then I doubt having a great BMI matters all that much.

Flashman

]]> <![CDATA[Get Ready To Start Hearing Way Too Much About Clenbuterol]]> And nobody cares about the poor asthmatic horses? The poor but totally fabulous-looking asthmatic horses?

unutterable

]]> <![CDATA[Get Ready To Start Hearing Way Too Much About Clenbuterol]]> Oh Willlll burrrrrr ... I need my non-fatsy meds.

MJ Jazzy

]]> <![CDATA[Get Ready To Start Hearing Way Too Much About Clenbuterol]]> Ooh BMI talk. fascinating!

Zulkey

]]> <![CDATA[Get Ready To Start Hearing Way Too Much About Clenbuterol]]> [From the dimensions, not the 'coke', although that's not a problem either]

Bon Jour, Pee Wee

]]> <![CDATA[Get Ready To Start Hearing Way Too Much About Clenbuterol]]> Fuck, 19.1. I'm depressed.

How does one get their hands on horse/cow/whatever pills, exactly?

visavis

]]> <![CDATA[Get Ready To Start Hearing Way Too Much About Clenbuterol]]> 'Mo, you actually sound kinda hot.

Bon Jour, Pee Wee

]]> <![CDATA[Get Ready To Start Hearing Way Too Much About Clenbuterol]]> If you're not fainting on the L train thereby backing up traffic, you're a fatty (and no, drunken passing out doesn't count).

zkemeny

]]> <![CDATA[Get Ready To Start Hearing Way Too Much About Clenbuterol]]> from "experts":
Underweight = <18.5
Normal weight = 18.5-24.9
Overweight = 25-29.9
Obesity = BMI of 30 or greater

Keeping in mind that the index is flawed against people with more then average muscle mass and flawed for those with less than normal muscle mass. For me to have a 42 chest, 19 arms and a 31 waist and still be approaching overweight it rather stoopid.

Granted, I do have some winter weight going on, but that's why we enjoy coke after those big holiday meals, right?

momo

]]> <![CDATA[Get Ready To Start Hearing Way Too Much About Clenbuterol]]> I am clearly a fattie,too. My body fat is 11.6% (BMI doesn't work for people of my body type -seriously).

Anyhow, I'll stick to the cheap method of the an ECA stack if and when I decide to become a non-fatty. Just the thought of down the deliciously inexpensive cocktail of Ephedrine HCl, Caffeine, and Aspirin makes my eyes twitch of nostalgia.

DieBrucke

]]> <![CDATA[Get Ready To Start Hearing Way Too Much About Clenbuterol]]> Unless your BMI is under 16, you are a fatty to Hill Duff, R. Zoe & Fashion Week.

giraffeluvah

]]> <![CDATA[Get Ready To Start Hearing Way Too Much About Clenbuterol]]> My BMI is 20. That make me a fatty as well 'Mo?

Bon Jour, Pee Wee

]]> <![CDATA[Get Ready To Start Hearing Way Too Much About Clenbuterol]]> "The Star" had this way back in October. (True to form, the version on their website includes three enticing paragraphs about how all the stars think "Clen" is absolutely wonderful, then cuts off before getting to the part about how it might kill you.)

"Hollywood's Secret Skinny Pill!"
http://www.starmagazine.com/celebrity_news_gossip/entertai...

TedSez

]]> <![CDATA[Get Ready To Start Hearing Way Too Much About Clenbuterol]]> I first heard about this from a Chelsea queen back in 2002 or 2003. He told me it was what they give to cows to get them lean for meat production or somesuch. Back then it was a "take it just before your share in the Pines" kind of thing as it would basically kill you if you took it for more than a few weeks.

But moreso it pissed me off to have been imparted with this secret of the gay elite. The queen was calling me fat because my bodyfat is a collosal 12% and my BMI is 23. Made me so mad at back in the day. Because the truth hurts and I'm a total fatty.

momo

]]> <![CDATA[Get Ready To Start Hearing Way Too Much About Clenbuterol]]> Oh she does Pilates, the problem is she's neighing incessantly through the routine.

the-cubicle-dweller

]]> <![CDATA[Get Ready To Start Hearing Way Too Much About Clenbuterol]]> Also, side note, in the December issue of Jane (I think it was December, I am too lazy to check on that), Hill Duff was on the cover and there was a long interview with her, boring, but they did ask her about the horse-teeth-horse-steroid connection and if she was taking it. She was all "Ooooh no! Not me! I do Pilates and eat green beans".

giraffeluvah

]]> <![CDATA[Get Ready To Start Hearing Way Too Much About Clenbuterol]]> I hear it can also give you a wicked case of laminitis if you're not too careful.

ExTexan

]]> <![CDATA[Get Ready To Start Hearing Way Too Much About Clenbuterol]]> Will I look like Jules Spehar if I do it? Will I get free Fresh Direct from my mom and a gun-toting photo shoot in Wyoming? These are the important questions.

giraffeluvah

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