nycbjr2

You're awwwwfulllly up in our collective grills for commenter dumbassery for a lady whose comment list boasts the gem:

"As Walter Matthau said, eat my shorts".

Maybe when you bring your A-Game, you can start to criticize. Right now you're like Howard Stern telling Maya Angelou she's a lousy writer.

Also, Shadenfrau - I don't think I've ever seen a more complete commenter-on-commenter takedown. Very nice! Nice research. Nice follow-through. We've got us a winner!

Zombie G. Zomborgo

If you have to ask why, click on her link to "kibbe rocks the city dot com!!!"

And if you're too lazy or scared to do that (as you well should be), here are some highlights:

"Tomorrow is a new day for Piebald!!! Their latest MASTERPIECE, Accidental Gentlemen will be available in stores (along with a messload of other fantastic independent releases, I might add!)!!!!!!!!!!

If you're skeptical about taking my word on its awesomeness, head over to their MySpace where you can preview the ENTIRE record!!

I haven't made an official decision on what my favorite tracks are yet, but you'll be hearing more about this record from me... AND THAT'S A PROMISE!!!

TODAY IS NEW MUSIC TUESDAY!!!

YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS!!!!!!!

Hooray!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hmm, although I can't help but wonder if him producing the whole thing will effect his sound at all????? We'll have to wait and see!!!!"

I'd rather share a BEEEEEES-filled grave with Anna Nicole than read another week's worth of wisdom from Kibbe. Please, make it quick.

Schadenfrau

Anna Nicole Smith gone tits-up.

raincoaster

Oh, wait, we knew ye pretty well. Too well, at times.

I'm going to be right out front with the "paternity test results showed that her dead son was the father of the baby" hypothesis, because that's the appropriately soap-opera motivation.

JupiterPluvius

Jonathan-8-Smith

Such boobs, what a face, though she looked like a tranny,
With 6 lawyers, cops and IRS always after her fanny.
Her lips were like those of a goddess above,
Though her brain was smaller than that of a dove.
I'm betting 'twas suicide and I'd like to be sorry,
But she's probably better off...

Pandora Spocks

flyoverstate

tonilost

smartyr

lovelyday

Phineas Poe

jimbosil

Little Mintz Sunshine

poshbot

We'll see who gets more honey!

Barnacle

meese

What, too soon?

sinikl

sexbot

whatever

Slate, for example, has run "obituaries" - usually for politicians - that contained all of the dirty deeds and scandals that traditional news outlets tend to soft pedal for a short time post-mortem. One of their only useful features, as far as I'm concerned.

Of course, for a classic example of the genre, there's Hunter S. Thompson on the recently deceased Nixon:

"These are harsh words for a man only recently canonized by President Clinton and my old friend George McGovern--but I have written worse things about Nixon, many times, and the record will show that I kicked him repeatedly long before he went down. I beat him like a mad dog with mange every time I got a chance, and I am proud of it. He was scum."

valet_of_the_dolls

Otto-Reimer

kibbe

I expect her soon to join Martin, Mother Teresa, and Gandhi in the pantheon of deceased saints.

ZekeMowatt

That kid better get a bodyguard, stat.
Oy.

weezy

deadfrog

Just like the Gawker commenters, lately.

grandenchilada

Steverino

jmattingly33

Sandy Magic Jackson

Phineas Poe

oh, traffy, she's taking the Ken Lay route to passing? hmm. I hadn't thought of that.

FracturedAcetabulum

kibbe

It's not like you can make fun of a woman while she lives a life of pure self-destruction, but the moment she thaws and resolves herself into a dew you suddenly develop respectful limitations.

Zombie G. Zomborgo

ZekeMowatt

Ha Ha Sound

giraffeluvah

Not for the first, but for the last time.

La Cieca

giraffeluvah

ExTexan

Sally Tomato

It's like anarchy. Looks great on paper, but there are too many dumbasses for it to actually work out.

kibbe

Greg Johnson

josh speed

rad_matter