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phil anderson — Thu, 29 Mar 2007 18:33:56 EDT

Denton's at this party and can't shill out a hundred bucks on a digital camera so his writers don't have to whip out their cameraphones?

Also, Josh David Stein, who was a suspected homo but turned out to have a girlfriend, wrote this love letter to JRM. That explains the "You're Gay. You have a girlfriend." tag. I think.

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bacon-yum — Thu, 29 Mar 2007 18:18:30 EDT

@lalalina: And a badly repaired hairlip.

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Chief Wahoo — Thu, 29 Mar 2007 17:43:32 EDT

@spatuladeity: Ouch, my bad. Come to think of it, my source didn't say 'not gay', they said 'sleeps with women'.

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lalalina — Thu, 29 Mar 2007 16:54:56 EDT

@smartastic: but joaquin has sloping shoulders.

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Elaine Chow — Thu, 29 Mar 2007 16:51:15 EDT

@Chief Wahoo: GASP! He's IRISH, good sir.

You can't call them Brits or they'll get all IRA on your arse.

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Chief Wahoo — Thu, 29 Mar 2007 16:45:38 EDT

@AlannaBanana: I have it from an excellent source that he is indeed definitely not gay, just British. Your confusion is understandable.

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AlannaBanana — Thu, 29 Mar 2007 16:33:50 EDT

@josh speed: I assume that refers to Rhys-Meyers, who can't NOT be gay and yet, according to IMDB, dates models of the female variety.

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smartastic — Thu, 29 Mar 2007 16:30:38 EDT

@lalalina: i think everyone has that taste in men, honey.

@Dashiell: agreed. in that rhys-meyers is more a nouvelle riche flavor, while joaquin is a subtler but more complex taste that requires a palate bred over generations of privilege. not that both of their pictures don't make me want to lick my computer. which shows my breeding.

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joshuadavidstein — Thu, 29 Mar 2007 16:13:45 EDT

Surely, You're Gay. You have a Girlfriend."

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sing_michael_sing — Thu, 29 Mar 2007 16:01:37 EDT

jrm hasn't been good in a damn thing since velvet goldmine. same goes for half the cast in that movie, actually.

good grief, remember rhys-meyers striking poses in bedazzled platforms and rainbow-striped sweaters?

'so what are you, a mod or a rocker?"...

and then the ogling of the school boy, and then the classic bum-and-pocket-watch shot...

good grief jrm, what are you doing to me?

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flick chick — Thu, 29 Mar 2007 16:00:05 EDT

"Seriously, never has creepiness and beauty so closely aligned in one human being."

Second place goes to Cillian Murphy. Who would win that staring contest?

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josh speed — Thu, 29 Mar 2007 15:56:33 EDT

OK, obviously I lost the tour somewhere: can some patient kindly soul explain to me the "you're gay you have a girlfriend" tag on this post?

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Dashiell Bennett — Thu, 29 Mar 2007 15:53:51 EDT

Jonathan Rhys-Meyers is simply the poor man's Joaquin Phoenix.

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rina — Thu, 29 Mar 2007 15:53:27 EDT

@DaveSingletonDC: Nothing beats "rage epilepsy."

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DaveSingletonDC — Thu, 29 Mar 2007 15:49:19 EDT

@rina: Melrose Guilt is all relative, Rina. 4th season is not guilt inducing. But 7th season? Now you are talking. Lisa Rinna and her big pouty lips whining "But baaaaabbbbyyyy", the pyschotic "cheerleader Eve" arc, and Kimberly's endless port tumor reappearance (Die already!).

He might be a fem metrosexual in real life, as Scarlett Johanson revealed when she said he was only intersted in shoe shopping. But he does a bang up job playing a macho lust machine.

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rina — Thu, 29 Mar 2007 15:43:53 EDT

The first two episodes have been available for a while on Showtime On Demand. I enjoyed them in the same way that I enjoyed the 4th season of Melrose Place. With soul-crushing guilt.

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sheistolerable — Thu, 29 Mar 2007 15:43:05 EDT

Your publisher hasn't had ANY threesomes? That's it. I'm done.

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SeeingI — Thu, 29 Mar 2007 15:39:03 EDT

Kudos on the best description of Jonathan Rhys-Meyers I've ever read. He's a real "creeping beauty."

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lalalina — Thu, 29 Mar 2007 15:38:47 EDT

creepy beauty indeed! i think we have the same taste in men.

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yourfriendandneighbor — Thu, 29 Mar 2007 15:30:28 EDT

I just found out last night that Huff was cancelled. WTF? And, wah!

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