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Jared Kushner And Ivanka Trump: Just Friends

exeverything — Sat, 07 Apr 2007 03:09:19 EDT

I'm partial to "Kushka".

exeverything

Jared Kushner And Ivanka Trump: Just Friends

TedSez — Thu, 05 Apr 2007 16:55:49 EDT

@ellagood: Thanks... It's nice to be back with you here in snarkland.

TedSez

Jared Kushner And Ivanka Trump: Just Friends

ellagood — Thu, 05 Apr 2007 16:31:16 EDT

@TedSez: i've missed you.

ellagood

Jared Kushner And Ivanka Trump: Just Friends

TedSez — Thu, 05 Apr 2007 16:15:41 EDT

My daughter is the smartest, hardest-working, hottest daughter anywhere -- the only daughter who deserves to carry the name "Trump." And if she decides to be a Jew, well, she'll be the best freakin' Jew ever! All you other Jews better watch your backs, because Ivanka's coming for you!

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TedSez

Jared Kushner And Ivanka Trump: Just Friends

TheUpMyAssPlayers — Thu, 05 Apr 2007 15:54:00 EDT

He's a millionaire?

Some douches have all the luck.

TheUpMyAssPlayers

Jared Kushner And Ivanka Trump: Just Friends

InExile — Thu, 05 Apr 2007 15:12:23 EDT

Ugh, trying to find a cutesy amalgam of their names is like speaking shitty fake Yiddish: "Ach, that one, is he trumping in her kushner yet?"

InExile

Jared Kushner And Ivanka Trump: Just Friends

Schmerber — Thu, 05 Apr 2007 14:36:49 EDT

I always wondered how Ivanka would look in a sheitel. Shiksa appeal, what!?

Schmerber

Jared Kushner And Ivanka Trump: Just Friends

Pope John Peeps II — Thu, 05 Apr 2007 14:10:29 EDT

I don't want to think about them going at it. Mirrors on every wall of their boudoir. Smears of bronzer and tan-coloured handprints all over Ivanka's creamy skin. Ugh. I bet even his jizz is bronze-coloured.

Pope John Peeps II

Jared Kushner And Ivanka Trump: Just Friends

cajun boy in the city — Thu, 05 Apr 2007 13:56:47 EDT

he looks like the jewish version of peyton manning.

cajun boy in the city

Jared Kushner And Ivanka Trump: Just Friends

ellagood — Thu, 05 Apr 2007 13:39:33 EDT

@hjih: hysterical.

convert, Ivanka. hell, you already converted from an A-cup to a C. keep it going...

ellagood

Jared Kushner And Ivanka Trump: Just Friends

Ha Ha Sound — Thu, 05 Apr 2007 13:31:54 EDT

I hope that, if they get married, they have the reception at Balthazar. Then is will be the most important reception of all time.

Ha Ha Sound

Jared Kushner And Ivanka Trump: Just Friends

josh speed — Thu, 05 Apr 2007 13:29:29 EDT

Yeah, and I'm glad you guys managed to finally dig up a non-matinee-idol picture of him. He looks kind of MSG-flushed and geeky in that shot.

josh speed

Jared Kushner And Ivanka Trump: Just Friends

hjih — Thu, 05 Apr 2007 13:05:14 EDT

that picture reminds me of the bar mitzvah pictures where the kid is standing next to the signing board.

kind of appropriate really. his life IS like an NYO themed bar mitzvah.

hjih

Jared Kushner And Ivanka Trump: Just Friends

GorgeousGeorge — Thu, 05 Apr 2007 13:03:18 EDT

"Ivared?" "Jaranka?" Too hard to remember. I suggest "Massengill," or perhaps "Summer's Eve."

GorgeousGeorge