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Hotties Go Shopping With 'Marie Claire' Mom

She_Of_The_Socks — Mon, 23 Apr 2007 15:51:14 EDT

There's nothing sexier than an 11 year old with "Juicy" spelled out across her Easy Bake Oven.

She_Of_The_Socks

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hotdogfingers — Mon, 23 Apr 2007 12:39:17 EDT

i honestly think girls these days are just skipping over the whole awkward stage and going straight to slut

hotdogfingers

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LatestBy — Mon, 23 Apr 2007 11:38:51 EDT

...decked out in the suburban tween girl uniform, almost head-to-toe Abercrombie: skin-tight jeans and layered T-shirts,skin-tight jeans…

...tanks so thin they often come with holes already in them and skin-tight jeans that curvier teenagers can't squeeze into...

While my daughter and two friends tried on their skinny jeans and T-shirts in Abercrombie's fitting rooms…

Ok we get it Leslie Jane Seymour, you're not raising a fatty. Don't you have a Dr. Quinn reuinon to get to or something?

LatestBy

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Titania — Mon, 23 Apr 2007 11:24:31 EDT

The thing that upset me the most is that I know EXACTLY where in the Westchester Mall they are. Ahh, self-knowledge...

Titania

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rchick — Mon, 23 Apr 2007 11:06:23 EDT

@HotChocolate: Right on, I just did it in white trash rural America, but government cheese knows no boundaries.

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heartbreakturnip — Mon, 23 Apr 2007 10:30:43 EDT

My, I didn't realize there were so many up-from-the-streets, don't-talk-back-to-mama folks with such fabulous parenting skills who ALSO have an abiding interest in Manhattan news, gossip, and drugs. New York is truly a marvelous place!

heartbreakturnip

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DeathOrGloryToad — Mon, 23 Apr 2007 10:12:21 EDT

Yeah, so anyway... Pigfoot was executed during a purge because he didn't kiss the ass of a fashion correspondent. You know, one of those writers who gets people to buy shit at the mall. There's some irony in here somewhere, but I've already had breakfast.

DeathOrGloryToad

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DeathOrGloryToad — Mon, 23 Apr 2007 10:09:31 EDT

As commenter Pigfoot once said, "Therefore, because capitalism requires the creation of an unstable adolescent identity that empowers young people as consumers but isolates them from the spheres of work and politics, 'hot/hot/gross' is the new 'duck/duck/goose.'" Pigfoot was shot in the cellar of the Lubjanka during the Great Purge of

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air polloi — Mon, 23 Apr 2007 10:01:00 EDT

Just be glad you don't have to date these girls. Or marry them. Or get divorced from them. Or fight over the rotten little spawn that they'll turn against you with your own Visa card.

air polloi

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cassandra — Mon, 23 Apr 2007 10:00:41 EDT

I'm glad she's at least trying to make sense of why her daughter and her friends are such empty-headed consumerist no-neck monsters.

cassandra

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Mosha — Mon, 23 Apr 2007 09:45:13 EDT

@HotChocolate: you couldnt have said it better!. I cant begin to think what that next generation is gonna be like

Mosha

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inseptiv — Mon, 23 Apr 2007 09:37:54 EDT

This explains Alec Baldwin's behavior to his 11 year-old daughter. Perfectly. If someone can call out a selfish pig spawn, it might as well be a spoiled parent.

inseptiv

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HotChocolate — Mon, 23 Apr 2007 09:14:56 EDT

Growing up poor may have a lot of drawbacks (like government cheese), but I wouldn't trade my broke-ass, Goodwill-wearing, ghetto-living, Valu City-shopping childhood for anything.

HotChocolate

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The Real JR — Mon, 23 Apr 2007 09:12:45 EDT

tweens = twats of tomorrow

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skippywasserman — Mon, 23 Apr 2007 08:58:04 EDT

At 11 we got freakin' Traxx at K-Mart and even that was packed with "and don't you go tearing these apart just to get a new pair".

Screeching would have gotten us sent to the car and allowed my mom to decide for herself what we were going to wear all year.

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Itsjustcatnip — Mon, 23 Apr 2007 08:55:27 EDT

Ah Marie Claire, for (future) women of style and substance (abuse). Girls this age have always tried to redefine themselves via clothing. The result is a character test; do they choose to be interesting or do they choose like a heifer in a dairy line. All signs point to mooo.
Hey Mommy- Learn to say NO.

Itsjustcatnip

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A.Twafeletta — Mon, 23 Apr 2007 07:23:12 EDT

I have a bat screeching tween at home.

My answer to the insistence whining about the need for clothes and shopping is a resounding NO NO NO NO NO NO NO!

She is none to pleased, so more screeching is expected.

A.Twafeletta

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LAGirl — Mon, 23 Apr 2007 03:06:34 EDT

@Koala325:
the same sort of assholes who think it's okay to take an 11-year-old girl shopping at Louis Vuitton.

and i hate to break it to Ms. Seymour, the rocket scientist, but tween + teen girls have been 'obsessed' with shopping since the beginning of time.

LAGirl

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TheUpMyAssPlayers — Mon, 23 Apr 2007 00:13:21 EDT

And where is the mother's "Whoa, what the hell am I instilling in my kid?" reaction. I mean Shit!

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TheUpMyAssPlayers — Mon, 23 Apr 2007 00:12:49 EDT

Jesus Christ. They're generation is going to be filled with mindless brand-effing douche-bags. Ok I guess mine isn't that much better.

Seriously, this scares me. I better be healthy til I drop dead because these little girls are not going to be able to Spell feeding tube let alone insert one.

Yuck.

TheUpMyAssPlayers

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koala325 — Sun, 22 Apr 2007 22:23:23 EDT

What kind of parents name a kid Lake?

koala325

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Pangloss — Sun, 22 Apr 2007 21:56:02 EDT

"...probably like a bat."

Thanks. Gawk, you are a fabulous end to a fabulous weekend. :: Sigh ::

Pangloss

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nonethewiser — Sun, 22 Apr 2007 21:33:54 EDT

Soup kitchen? No. Animal shelter? Nope. Reading to underprivileged kids? Please. Collecting donations for those less fortunate? Are you kidding! No, we're going to spend a day at the mall engaging in rampant consumerism!

nonethewiser

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yourshrink — Sun, 22 Apr 2007 20:47:37 EDT

Awwww, look everyone, isn't my increasingly vapid daughter just A-dorable?!?!

yourshrink

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realnicegirl — Sun, 22 Apr 2007 20:23:59 EDT

Is Leslie Jane already planning Lake's Super Sweet 16 orgy/LV sponsored clusterfuck?

At 11, it's Leslie Jane's responsibility to empower her daughter. Jeez, drop her off at the library or sign her up for a dance class.

realnicegirl

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crankymediaguy — Sun, 22 Apr 2007 20:12:53 EDT

"Shopping has become about buying."

Upon reading that sentence, the skies above me suddenly cleared up and a shaft of brilliant golden light shone on me. It was as if the heavens had opened up and absolute, indisputable truth had revealed itself to me.

Truly, Leslie Jane Seymour is in possession of the Secret of the Universe.

crankymediaguy

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lovelyday — Sun, 22 Apr 2007 19:05:10 EDT

Shopping for fur at 11...ironic, no?

lovelyday

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yaya — Sun, 22 Apr 2007 17:29:12 EDT

Why shopping has become an acceptable hobby for girls - BECAUSE parents allow it and pay for it!!! Duh! Do these teeny consumers know how to ride a bike, play games, take a walk or READ? Marketers couldn't have cloned any better shoppers than these card waving sheep. They look bored and anorexic already.

yaya