<![CDATA[Kirsten Dunst Has Her Priorities In Order - Gawker Comments]]> <![CDATA[Kirsten Dunst Has Her Priorities In Order - Gawker Comments]]> <![CDATA[Kirsten Dunst Has Her Priorities In Order]]> Please let Paris go to jail, Jebus. She might emerge with her other eye wonked-it would make a matching set, at last!

BritneysBaldHoohoo

]]> <![CDATA[Kirsten Dunst Has Her Priorities In Order]]> Eating a hamburger off the floor was incidental. HassHoff doesn't need hooch for that.

Knucklehead Babylon

]]> <![CDATA[Kirsten Dunst Has Her Priorities In Order]]> just saw it - nice job emily!

altho the idea of living in the same world as some celebs (jacko... britney...baldwin) is utterly terrifying.

the_mayoress

]]> <![CDATA[Kirsten Dunst Has Her Priorities In Order]]> Emily, you're my hero (though you had me last week at "Eat me"--hilarious). The editorial is well-written and well-reasoned. Much easier to make your point when some drunk isn't yelling in your face, isn't it?

Let's be fair to Hasselhof: Who hasn't gotten drunk and rolled around on the floor while trying to eat a hamburger? They can be very difficult to hold on to. It is kind of weird that he asked his kid to film him, though...

copyed

]]> <![CDATA[Kirsten Dunst Has Her Priorities In Order]]> If there is a god, Paris goes to D Block in LA County. Pray!

the-cubicle-dweller

]]> <![CDATA[Kirsten Dunst Has Her Priorities In Order]]> @fivehole: is that a really picture of you? Can I holla?

thedecider

]]> <![CDATA[Kirsten Dunst Has Her Priorities In Order]]> @Pope John Peeps II: No kidding. If I were to cut a basketball perfectly in half, and then find a way to graft each half onto my chest, I'd pretty much resemble her. Except I'd be a dude with basketball tits. I'm not entirely convinced that isn't an improvement on Heidi's current look.

At any rate, let that be Heidi's problem now. A long, semi-prosperous career in 11pm Cinemax films awaits her.

HokeCabit

]]> <![CDATA[Kirsten Dunst Has Her Priorities In Order]]> Hahaha. Kirsten Dunst is my hero today. What a champ.

Additionally, congratulations on a well written editorial.

of_clem

]]> <![CDATA[Kirsten Dunst Has Her Priorities In Order]]> Hard to imagine someone being angry at losing the audio book rights to Frank Rich's book. Sort of like losing the stageplay rights to an Andy Rooney segment. Viner dodged a bullet on this one. Now that the Times has bought off Gawker with free editorial space I imagine we will be seeing more blurbs about bidding wars over Frank Rich and Paul Krugman editorial droppings.

uncle_wiggly

]]> <![CDATA[Kirsten Dunst Has Her Priorities In Order]]> Hasselhof: "relapse is a part of recovery". With that attitude I really can't understand why he isn't pitching for Svedka or something.

NYCF

]]> <![CDATA[Kirsten Dunst Has Her Priorities In Order]]> @Thatgirl: to be fair, it was also willie nelson's birthday. and if you can't get a little fucked up on willie's birthday, when can you?

fivehole

]]> <![CDATA[Kirsten Dunst Has Her Priorities In Order]]> @yaya:
Absolfuckinglutely. Fantastic editorial - best rebuttal to Kimmel yet.

Oh yeah - and Hasselhoff looks like beached whale with amazingly good hair.

HoHoKennedy

]]> <![CDATA[Kirsten Dunst Has Her Priorities In Order]]> To be fair, it was also Kirsten's mother's birthday.

Sad that I know this, and even sadder that I know it from watching Regis and Kelly.

Thatgirl

]]> <![CDATA[Kirsten Dunst Has Her Priorities In Order]]> You know, tits really shouldn't have a circular defining line when supported only by a bikini. Or, for that matter, at all. Homegirl's got canteloupe halves on her chest.

Pope John Peeps II

]]> <![CDATA[Kirsten Dunst Has Her Priorities In Order]]> As someone who lives in Astoria, I am glad she didn't keep her mysterious "rash" in my neighborhood too long.

thedecider

]]> <![CDATA[Kirsten Dunst Has Her Priorities In Order]]> That MTV reality ho Heidi should have just tattooed "desperate" on her forehead and saved us all a lot of time and energy.

Those pics are like watching a skin-e-max flick in flip-book form. She's all plastic and he's ugly as hell. I give it 6 weeks before their sex tape "leaks."

k122n

]]> <![CDATA[Kirsten Dunst Has Her Priorities In Order]]> I think Kirsten's seen the movie a couple of times by now...

The Real JR

]]> <![CDATA[Kirsten Dunst Has Her Priorities In Order]]> At least she's consistent. She mailed in her performance and her premiere appearance. (Yes, I'm bitter that I didn't like the movie).

kjc9

]]> <![CDATA[Kirsten Dunst Has Her Priorities In Order]]> Emily - great editorial today in NYT - how will Gawker keep you now?

yaya

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