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Picking The Peter Braunstein Photos That Best Meet Your Needs

Trackback — Wed, 09 May 2007 18:19:19 EDT

“Another thought about the ongoing hysterical reaction in N.Y.C. that speaks to why I committed the crime(s) in the first place: the colossal sense of entitlement that only New Yorkers have. It’s not just that the crime clearly violated every Gotham taboo and pushed every conceivable button."

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Picking The Peter Braunstein Photos That Best Meet Your Needs

raincoaster — Wed, 09 May 2007 14:29:21 EDT

momo wins.

raincoaster

Picking The Peter Braunstein Photos That Best Meet Your Needs

PocketWizard — Wed, 09 May 2007 14:16:39 EDT

@the-cubicle-dweller: No question about it. KarenUhOh beat me to the punch, but on what planet do grown men tuck their ties into their pants?

The guy on the left should lose thirty pounds and shave his head. Once the hairline reaches the nape of the neck, it's game over.

And, anyway, the bigger douches are the two in the background. The cameraman who is completely out of position and the junior detective with the hairdon't that screams "I was a high school wrestler, but not (just) because I could cuddle with boys and then force them to submit to my will. Now I carry a badge and a gun."

PocketWizard

Picking The Peter Braunstein Photos That Best Meet Your Needs

Fuzzy_duffel_bag — Wed, 09 May 2007 14:06:20 EDT

I wasn't convinced that he was insane until I saw his hairdo in that Fairchild ID photo. No sane person would ever allow themselves to be photographed looking like that.

Fuzzy_duffel_bag

Picking The Peter Braunstein Photos That Best Meet Your Needs

the-cubicle-dweller — Wed, 09 May 2007 13:57:24 EDT

@PocketWizard: The staches are bad, but the ties are horrible!

the-cubicle-dweller

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PocketWizard — Wed, 09 May 2007 13:46:38 EDT

Those cops look like complete goofballs. Who the hell is in their lives telling them that those moustaches are acceptable? On the other hand, they are exactly the type of guy you would expect to see on either side of you when you're being led away in handcuffs.

PocketWizard

Picking The Peter Braunstein Photos That Best Meet Your Needs

Ha Ha Sound — Wed, 09 May 2007 13:21:30 EDT

A friend of mine was cast in one of his plays and has photos of herself with him. She emailed them to me, but I had to delete them almost immediately. Far too creepy to keep around.

Ha Ha Sound

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Itsjustcatnip — Wed, 09 May 2007 13:04:52 EDT

@KarenUhOh: And the tie flips to reveal the onesies' zipper.

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Picking The Peter Braunstein Photos That Best Meet Your Needs

KarenUhOh — Wed, 09 May 2007 12:08:33 EDT

@HoHoKennedy: And the one on the right's tie goes all the way to his ankle, with a cute little loop-de-loop in a certain place just so he remembers it's there.

KarenUhOh

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yourfriendandneighbor — Wed, 09 May 2007 12:01:08 EDT

excuse me while i go buy some more locks for my door

yourfriendandneighbor

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HoHoKennedy — Wed, 09 May 2007 11:48:27 EDT

The constable on the left got his suit tailored by Romanians.

HoHoKennedy

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Schadenfrau — Wed, 09 May 2007 11:12:44 EDT

@The Real JR: In fairness, I doubt that the victim is dropping her $.50 a day to pore over the latest Peter Braunstein happenings.

Schadenfrau

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sloppy_seconds — Wed, 09 May 2007 10:59:31 EDT

couldn't they have just forwarded these to dick wolf directly?

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The Real JR — Wed, 09 May 2007 10:40:08 EDT

1) You know, one would think that the victim would have some sort of lasting trauma that would react badly to all these images of not only her personal effects but the mask, the knife and other things that attributed to her attack plastered everywhere like this. I've never seen such a display of crime evidence published like this in any other crime case. Why are they doing this?

2) WTF is up with pic #18? "...kitchen of the victim stands eerily quiet." STFU. It's a photo, dumbass.

3) I find amusement in the video tape of Braunsteins being blank. Yes, he was quite possibly shooting a blank video of him. There's symmetry in that.

The Real JR

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The Real JR — Wed, 09 May 2007 10:34:16 EDT

In my mind, I see the readings being performed by James Lipton of Inside the Actors Studio.

The Real JR

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rod — Wed, 09 May 2007 10:33:37 EDT

White. Before Memorial Day? He's obvs guilty.

rod